If he could only speak the truth, everytime he said “I love you”, it would most probably sound something like,
“I love you…when you’re naked”
or
“I love you…when my friends aren’t around”
or
“I love you..when there’s nothing on TV”
or
“I love you…but not enough to tell my parents you exist”
or
“I love you…when I remember to call”
or
“I love you…when I have nothing else better to do”
So basically,
“I love you…sometimes.”
Posted on Thursday November 19th
